![]() If you are reading this, I am probably dead. Given how attractive and fertile your mother is, there may be more of you by the time you read this book. The father of all five of you pale creatures. I certainly wouldn’t do that in the foreword of a book.ĭear Children, I am your dad. Funny, I never say “ugh.” Oh, I see what he’s doing. I hope this isn’t one of those complainabout-your-kids books or, even worse, one of those sappy “I love my kids” books. Wait, is this the guy with like ten kids? Either way it’s just weird to have so many kids today. Is he really that pale? I don’t know what’s going on with the cover and title. He probably just talked to some ghostwriter and they turned it into something readable. ![]() Why would he write a book? Why would they let him write a book? He doesn’t even seem like he’s read a book before. Hooooot Poooockets! I guess that’s funny to some people. Jim Gaffigan wrote a book? Isn’t he the Hot Pocket guy? I bet he regrets doing that joke. DADI SF AT atoneoft hes er et ai l er s : ![]()
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